The Righetous were born to suffer as the sparks fly upward. Or something like that. Anyway, here is a funny joke for those who have not heard it. For those who have, I am so sorry. An American tourist in London found himself needing to take a leak something terrible. After a long search he just couldn't find any public bathroom to relieve himself. So he went down one of the side streets to take care of business. Just as he was unzipping, a London police officer showed up.
"Look here, old chap, what are you doing?" the officer asked.
"I'm sorry," the American replied, but I really gotta take a leak."
"You can't do that here," the officer told him. "Look, follow me."
The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the policeman, "whiz away."
The American tourist shrugged, turned, unzipped, and started pissing on the flowers. "Ahhh," he said in relief. Then turning toward the officer, he said, "This is very nice of you. Is this British courtesy?"
"No," retorted the policeman. "It's the French Embassy."
Anyway, did you like it? Sure you did, after all, we hate the French, not the least because Lance might not win their race. Perhaps someone should make am American Tour. You know, Washington DC to LA? With a stop in NY? I think that it would do well. Look, we have two mountain ranges, the Rockies and Appalaichans, a lot of big rivers, and a lot more people then France will ever have. Now all I need for this grand vision to actually take place is about a billion dollars. Well then, have fun.
Posted by Greenmantle at July 23, 2003 10:21 PM