Mums the word my friends. I do have a juicy secret that I'm just dying (the carpet) to get off my chest, but I guess that such an event will be unneccessary after this mornings wonderful peptalk. Take that Mr. B.S. Anyway though, enough with the spy stuff, I'll give you some good sporting news that'll make your pants fall off and fly to Jupiter, where they'll be very well recieved by the great pant collector of Jupiter, who makes his living selling second-hand pants to retailers who then pass them off to consumers as "rugged". Bit of a scam, eh? But anyway, (hey, it rhymes) the Gophers womens basketball team has made if to the Final Four. Nice. Obviously, we have no chance to win, but that's what #2 Kansas, #3 Boston College, and #1 Duke said before they lost to the women in maroon. Connecticut might want to study that film a little more closely, huh? The Twins picked Brad Thomas to be their 5th starter, a move that they will regret at the end of the season. Hopefully I iwll be wrong about this one. I saw him pitch three years ago versus Seattle in a game that we should have won. No excuses. But back to the present, Thomas is just to froody to be a serious contender. No matter that he's Australian and prefers surfing to a real man's game like cricket, he actually ... (Gasp!!!). Sorry, that's also a secret. If you want to know what I really wrote, just send me a self-addressed $100 bill, and I'll send you back a Washington with the answer. Or, just comment on this. Either will do. bye
Posted by Greenmantle at March 30, 2004 11:11 PM