Greenmantle

No go, but win all the same

So I was going to go to the game, in fact I had tickets, but I couldn't. That's right, seems some people feel embarassed in front of a good-looking guy like me. Well, that's nothing to be ashamed of. I know I'm a hot dude, but I would like it if these people could be embarassed somewhere else. Well, it really doesn't matter, 'cause the Twins won. It was looking bad for a while, but they scored 12 runs, and Radke, who has now given up a lead-off homer in 3 straight starts survived to pitch for 7 innings and just give up 2 runs total. Overall a nice offensive day. Now Blanco and Rivas can go back to sleep, we'll probably call on them in the ALCS to deliver, and they probably will. Just no big hits until then. Trust me on this one.
You wan some more tips from me? How about the ten things that your teenage son wishes he could tell you but probably won't because not only are you not his parent but he is not your son. Deep, eh? Well, here goes:
1. He needs more cash. Actually, he's probably told you that already.
2. Did I mention cash? Give him some more; trust me, he deserves it. Especially after the way you treat him, you filthy vagabond. But I digress.
3. Show him a little love. This one's obvious.
4. Don't object to his girl-friend. Your husband's inlaws thought the same things about you too.
5. Give him some food. He'l enjoy it.
6. Don't make him eat the food if he doens't want to.
7. Don't make a fool of him in front of his friends.
8. Of course, if you do, mention something about adoption. His girl-friend will really dig it. Trust me.
9. Keep your other brats (children) out of his site while other people are on it. Website I mean. Well, you should have gotten that anyway. Sight is spelled like that. Duh.
10. Of course, feel free to break any of these rules. Just don't be mad when he goes into prison for smoking marijuana. Which really isn't that bad, I suppose. Oh well, parents know best.
Yeah right.
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