That's right folks, I've returned from Colorado to rapturous applause! Well, not really, but whatever. The Twins are the hottest team in baseball, and that rocks. If you want more info on them than you can just beetle over to their website and see for yourself what I'm talking about. That rookie who we got in the Dougie trade might not look too hot, but it appears that he's been injured. Otherwise he is supposably incredible. Anyway though, Dougie will hit .305 next year for Boston with 23 homers and 91 RBI. He'll also win a gold-glove. After that he'll sign with the Yankees and stink. Works for me.
So, you're asking what I did in Colorado? Well, a host of cool things. Not really, but whatever. I enjoyed myself, and that's all that counts, right? I'm glad you agree. So I wasted the 15th of Av. By that I mean that I didn't get itched. I didn't even watch ny girls dancing. Too bad. Maybe next year. Oh well, have a good day, wherever you are, and check back later for more. bye