It’s “Brush with Fame” Night at Midway. The team hopes to hands out 5,000 toothbrushes, toothpaste, water and a rinse cup in an attempt to break the Guinness World record for simultaneous brushing of teeth. The current record of 3,002 people was set in Germany in 2002.
Some people just have way too much time and money on their hands. Meanwhile, David Beckhamwas traded to Real Madrid yesterday. Manchester United really messed up here, and if you keep on reading, I will explain why. Originally, they intended to sell him to Barcelona FC. Nothing wrong with that. When a team makes an agreement and then backs out of it, that is not a good sign. Also, it'll set English soccer back to the middle ages. While Beckham may have horrendous style, he represented a new type of English player, one that was graceful and beloved by most other fans. He will probably not even start consistently at Madrid, which is not only a waste of hie talents, but also will probably make him grow lazy. English football fans definitely have something to complain about, aside from the fact that they didn't win it all this year. Well, I guess he and Alex Ferguson didn't really get along very well, but there is a simple solution. Fire the manager! They do it all the time to perfectly good ones here, just to satisfy some overpaid jerk of a basketball or baseball athlete. Well, that's all for now, and remember the best way to spoil a liberals day; smile and work hard. I will be doing one of those; can you guess which? Soronora
How many tubes of toothpaste will they go through? And even a bigger question -- where are they going to spit?!
- Glenn
Posted by: Glenn at June 18, 2003 10:28 AM