It has come to my attention that some lower life form (he doesn't like baseball) has insulted one of the 2 greatest inventions of all time (aside, of course, from the donut). What I am referring to is (drumroll please) the Mac. (How about some of that Space Odyssey 2001 music now; you know, da duh.) So anyway, all I have to say is that any non-believers should check out Apples' website on Monday at 12:15 CT, or better yet, go to your nearest Apple Store to watch the Stevenote live. Here in MN, there will be over 100 blue-blooded Republicans cheering as Steve Jobs saves the world--yet again--from communism with the introduction of the G5, the fastest personal computer in the history of manned space flight.
Incidentally, I recently picked up a magazine that is published here in the Twin Cities, called The Rake. In it, there is an advertisement froma group called "Secede from Starbucks Nation." What do you think? I fully agree with them, after all, Starbucks is way too pretentious. What's up with "Double Grand Mocha Latte," or whatever the call it. Give me a good Dunn Bros. brew anyday. Well, enjoy the Stevenote, and lets see if the Twins pitching can actually do its job, and pitch! Let us not say goodbye, but as the French put Au Revoir! (that, by the way, is from Jane Austens' "Pride and Prejudice".