Preposterous!
I refuse to mention the (silence). Actually, that isn't how that sound went. It was more like _______. Yeah, that's more like it. The Saints and Brewers won though, and thta is of course kind of cute. Lance took a day off. The White Sox got better and still lost. todd Hamilton won the British Open. I had mixed feelings about him winning. On the one hand, I wanted him to win for all the standard reasons. You know, tour rookie at 38, never won anything big before, exiled to Asis for most of his life, etc. On the other hand, Ernie is South African. I happen to like South Africans. Oh well, you can't win 'em all. For the (silence) _______ of course, it's a struggle to just win some. So I see that my dating tips were popular, so I'll give you something new to ponder. Presenting, for the first time ever, G. Mantle's guide to extraordinary sleeping!
1. Get into bed.
2. Place head on pillow.
3. Place covers on body.
4. Turn off light.
5. Turn on light.
6. Take covers off body.
7. Get out of bed.
8. Stop clutching pillow to head, you're suffocating yourself.
9. Go into bathroom and brush teeth.
10. You know what? If you're so dumb as to need these instructions, go suffocate yourself.
Posted by Greenmantle at July 18, 2004 10:06 PM